There might come a day when I’m no longer surprised by anything. That day is a long way off.
This ABC News video clip is about Lynx and Lamb… while they sound like a delicacy best served with mint jelly, they are better described as the white supremacy version of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Yep, you heard me. They call themselves Prussian Blue, and while they have a website (very ghetto, too) I don’t have the heart to link it here (you all know how to use Google, right?).
I heard about this “treat” of a duo a couple months ago. I’m just hitting it now because this is making its rounds in the blogosphere again. I went to their website and downloaded some stuff to see what two young brainwashed Aryans would sound like should they make music… because, frankly, I was genuinely curious.
Well, brothers in da house be at peace… because if this is the musical best that white supremacy has to offer pop music, then they are in very, VERY dire straits. These girls were made out to be some big thing springing from the depths of Hitler-dom… but they really, really, really stink. Bad. Really bad. And any of this “but they’re just 14″ whining won’t cut it… there are more talented 14-year-old singers and guitarists within blocks of me.

Web designer and developer. Loud discerner. Software engineer and 
This is the first I have heard of the twins and ‘Prussian Blue’. I can’t believe that in the 21st century, in the height of the Information (or Digital) Age, that people still think this way. The Internet can truly expose someone to many things beyond the borders of their city, or town, or even village (go Allegany!). An estimated 62 million people died in W-W-two (reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Two) because the world was trying to sqwelch that idealology. Hopefully these girls will turn on their computer one day and do some searching online about the truth. As for their parents, well, call it fate, call it karma, but they will get theirs.
BTW, nice choice of words! You were talking about the music, and threw in the words “dire straits”. Nice reference to one of the all time greats - intentional or not!
If anyone thinks they are missing anything by virtue of having no link, let me assure you. That is not the case. At all. Those girls are not good musically. Not for musicians. Not for little girls. Not even for mammals!
Yes, even for mammals they were pretty weak.
Tony G :: Is that what it takes for the Godfather to come out of his slumber… twin teen Aryan supremacists?